Kirby's Epic Yarn and Kirby's Extra Epic Yarn/Transcript

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Note: The included dialogue with Prince Fluff after the introductory cutscene and all the dialogue with Dom Woole, while not technically part of a cutscene, play automatically. Dialogue that does not play automatically is excluded.

Introductory Cutscene[]

Character	Dialogue (American)	Dialogue (British)
Narrator	Welcome to Dream Land, a kingdom famous for peace and quiet.
	It's the perfect little land... if you like that sort of thing.
	Lately, there have been rumors of a caped sorcerer going around turning people into yarn! That's right... Yarn.	Lately there have been rumours of a caped sorcerer going around turning people into yarn! That's right... Yarn.
	One day... Kirby saw his favorite food, a bright red tomato, on top of a bush.	One day... Kirby saw his favourite food, a bright red tomato, on top of a bush.
Kirby	"Down the hatch!"	"I bet it's yummy!"
Narrator	But when Kirby tried to eat it, a caped sorcerer appeared!
Yin-Yarn	"My name is-- Hey! What are you doing?! Stop that!"
Yin-Yarn	"No! That's my magic Metamato!"	"Nooooo! That's my magic Metamato!"
Narrator	Kirby gulped the Metamato right down!
Narrator	Just then, a white sock around the sorcerer's neck began to glow... Then it sucked Kirby up!

Kirby is transported to Patch Land

Character	Dialogue (American)	Dialogue (British)
Kirby	"...This grass feels funny," Kirby thought. "It feels like... pants."	"...This grass feels funny," Kirby thought. "It feels like... trousers."
Narrator	And to Kirby's surprise... He saw that his entire body was made out of yarn!
Narrator	Then, he saw a yarn monster chasing a blue yarn boy!
Prince Fluff	"Somebody help me!"
Narrator	Kirby tried to swallow the monster up, but the air went right through his body!
	Kirby wondered what he should do...
	Suddenly, Kirby transformed into a car!
	He drove away with the boy and left the monster behind to eat his dust!
	Apparently, that strange Metamato gave Kirby the power to seamlessly transform into a car and... who knows what else?	Apparently that strange Metamato gave Kirby the power to seamlessly transform into a car and... who knows what else?

Quilty Square[]

Character	Image	Dialogue
Prince Fluff		Thanks for saving me! What's that? You say you're from another world?!
		Wow! Welcome to Patch Land! You just stick with me, and I'll show you the ropes!
		This is my castle, so feel free to look around here as much as you want.

After Patch Castle[]

Character	Dialogue (American)	Dialogue (British)
Prince Fluff	"Thanks for your help,"
Narrator	the blue yarn boy said.
Prince Fluff	"...Not that I needed it."
	"I'm Prince Fluff."
	"Ever since Yin-Yarn the Sorcerer ripped Patch Land into seven pieces, you just can't go anywhere without running into these horrible--"	"Ever since Yin-Yarn the Sorcerer ripped Patch Land into seven pieces, you just can't go anywhere without running into these horrible-"
Narrator	But Fluff was interrupted when they were attacked by a huge, three-eyed blob of yarn!
Prince Fluff	"Ew! Gross! Stop it!"	"Eugh, yuck! Stop it!"
Narrator	But before the blob could eat Prince Fluff, Kirby transformed and smashed it to smithereens in a most spectacular fashion!
Narrator	Among the little blob bits, there was a shimmering piece of spiraling yarn.
Prince Fluff	"That's it! That's the magic yarn!"	"That's it! That's a piece of the magic yarn!"
Narrator	Fluff exclaimed.
	This was what Prince Fluff had been looking for!
	Yin-Yarn had stolen the magic yarn from Patch Land.
	The yarn weaved its way into the fabric of the kingdom and stitched two pieces of Patch Land together!
Kirby	"What about the other pieces...?"
Prince Fluff	"I've got to find the rest of them!"
Narrator	Kirby, always happy to help, decided to help his friend recover the missing pieces.
Narrator	And the two began their journey to stitch Patch Land back together.

On the Way to Grass Land[]

Character	Image	Dialogue
Dom Woole		Prince Fluff, what an unexpected surprise! Oh, and who might your friend here be?
		Lord Kirby, you say? He is visiting us from another world, you say? How exciting!
		My name is Dom Woole, and it is my pleasure to make your acquaintance.
		Lord Kirby is helping you save our beloved Patch Land? Oh, that's just wonderful!
		I am the manager of Quilty Court here. Please come inside for a moment. I insist!

inside Kirby's Pad

Character	Image	Dialogue
Dom Woole		Welcome to your new home! ...Heheh. Well, I suppose it's not much to look at just yet!
		But I would be honored to have one of Prince Fluff's guests staying here.
		A proper home must be properly furnished. Please accept this as a gift from me.
		Feel free to furnish your new place in whatever way you desire!
		We'll discuss the rent later.
		Go ahead and enjoy the space. If you have any questions, I'll be around!
		Now if you'll excuse me, I think I hear one of my other tenants walking by outside.

Grass Land[]

After Flower Fields[]

Character	Image	Dialogue
Dom Woole		Oh dear, what a pickle, what a pickle! What a definite pickle I am in!
		Prince Fluff! Lord Kirby! You're still here! Oh, thank goodness I ran into you!
		I am in the most dire of pickle straits! Could I possibly ask for your help?
		Thank you ever so much, Lord Kirby! Your generosity shall not go unnoticed!

inside Apartment #102

Character	Image	Dialogue
Dom Woole		You see, I can't seem to find any tenants who will move into my new building here!
		It's the market! What is one to do?
		I think spiffing the place up a bit would definitely attract some new tenants.
		I'm so glad to hear that you agree! Now, take a look at this photo here.
		Could you do me a favor and decorate the room so it resembles this picture?
		Wonderful! My, that was much easier than I expected. You chaps certainly are helpful!
		Well, I'm sure you'll find the furniture you need in areas you've already visited.

After Defeating Fangora[]

Character	Dialogue (American)	Dialogue (British)
Prince Fluff	"We did it! We got the magic yarn!"	"We did it! We got a piece of the magic yarn!"
Narrator	The magic yarn shimmered and spiraled and swirled high into the sky...	The magic yarn shimmered and spiralled and swirled high into the sky...
Narrator	The yarn weaved its way into the fabric of the kingdom and stitched two pieces of Patch Land together!

The following cutscene, where Kirby searches for apples in a tree

Character	Dialogue (American)	Dialogue (British)
Kirby	Grumble, grumble...
Narrator	Kirby's tummy was growling, so he went searching for food.	Kirby's tummy was rumbling, so he went searching for food.
Kirby	"Too bad there aren't any tomatoes up here," he thought.
Narrator	Suddenly, the tree started rocking back and forth!
Narrator	Kirby thought it was an earthquake, until... He saw Prince Fluff shaking the tree!	Kirby thought it was an earthquake, until he saw Prince Fluff shaking the tree!
Prince Fluff	"THIS is how we get food in Patch Land!"
Narrator	Kirby tried to hang on for as long as he could... Which wasn't very long at all.
Prince Fluff	"Look at all that!"
Narrator	Fluff cried.
	Kirby was so angry that he ran after Fluff.
	He chased him for so darned long that he forgot all about being hungry.	He chased him for so long that he forgot all about being hungry.

Hot Land[]

After Defeating Hot Wings[]

Kirby and Prince Fluff defeat Hot Wings, completing Hot Land

Character	Dialogue (American)	Dialogue (British)
Prince Fluff	"We did it! We got the magic yarn!"	"We did it! We got a piece of the magic yarn!"
Narrator	The magic yarn shimmered and spiraled and swirled high into the sky...	The magic yarn shimmered and spiralled and swirled high into the sky...
Narrator	The yarn weaved its way into the fabric of the kingdom and stitched two pieces of Patch Land together!

The following cutscene, taking place at Castle Dedede

Character	Dialogue (American)	Dialogue (British)
Narrator	Meanwhile, back in Dream Land... The Waddle Dees were very busy inside Castle Dedede.
King Dedede	"Let's go! Hup hup!"	"Faster! Keep going!"
King Dedede	"No slacking off!"	"No lounging around"
Narrator	barked King Dedede.
Narrator	Just then, the king noticed that one of his Waddle Dees looked a little...
Yarn Waddle Dee	"Uh... Heheheh!"
Narrator	...strange.
Narrator	That Waddle Dee... was actually one of Yin-Yarn's creations!	That Waddle Dee was actually one of Yin-Yarn's creations!
Yin-Yarn	"Nyahahahahaaa!"
Yin-Yarn	"Soon, Dream Land will be wrapped around my knitting needles!"
Narrator	Yin-Yarn cackled.
Narrator	What sort of plan was he stringing together...?

Treat Land[]

After Defeating Squashini[]

Character	Dialogue (American)	Dialogue (British)
Prince Fluff	"We did it! We got the magic yarn!"	"We did it! We got a piece of the magic yarn!"
Narrator	The magic yarn shimmered and spiraled and swirled high into the sky...	The magic yarn shimmered and spiralled and swirled high into the sky...
Narrator	The yarn weaved its way into the fabric of the kingdom and stitched two pieces of Patch Land together!

The following cutscene, where Kirby and Prince Fluff find a giant cake

Character	Dialogue (American)	Dialogue (British)
Narrator	Kirby and Fluff came upon a cake the size of a mountain! It was breathtaking.
	Kirby tried to contain himself, but failed.
	He dove right in and started gobbling up the cake!	He dived right in and started gobbling up the cake!
Prince Fluff	"I declare a cake-eating duel!"
Narrator	And with that, Prince Fluff jumped into the cake as well.
	The two ate and ate and ate.
	But they didn't balance their eating very well...
Prince Fluff	"WHHOAAA!"	"OH NOOOOO!"
Narrator	And before they could get down, the cake collapsed with them inside it!
Prince Fluff	"Eughh... I can't eat another bite!"
Narrator	Prince Fluff moaned as he rubbed his cake-filled belly.	Prince Fluff groaned as he rubbed his cake-filled belly.
Narrator	But then, Kirby appeared with a huge cherry in his mouth!
Kirby	GULP!
Narrator	Kirby won the contest... and a looming tummy ache as well.

Water Land[]

After Defeating Capamari[]

Character	Dialogue (American)	Dialogue (British)
Prince Fluff	"We did it! We got the magic yarn!"	"We did it! We got a piece of the magic yarn!"
Narrator	The magic yarn shimmered and spiraled and swirled high into the sky...	The magic yarn shimmered and spiralled and swirled high into the sky...
Narrator	The yarn weaved its way into the fabric of the kingdom and stitched two pieces of Patch Land together!

The following cutscene, which takes place at Castle Dedede

Character	Dialogue (American)	Dialogue (British)
Narrator	Back in Dream Land, it was total chaos over at Castle Dedede.
King Dedede	"What is going on here?!"
Narrator	It appeared that Yin-Yarn's Waddle Dee impostors had captured all of the real Waddle Dees!
King Dedede	"You can't be mean to my Waddle Dees!"
King Dedede	"Only I can be mean to my Waddle Dees!"
Narrator	That was when Yin-Yarn's troops decided to show King Dedede who was boss.
King Dedede	"Hey, that tickles!"	"Hey, that tickles..."
	"OK, that hurts!"
	"UNCLE!"	"STOP! I GIVE UP!"
Narrator	And in no time, they had King Dedede wrapped up like a birthday present.
Yin-Yarn	"Nyahahaa!"
	"Only one more step and Dream Land will be mine!"
	"What an honor to have a king serving me!"	"What an honour it is to have a king serving me!"
Narrator	Yin-Yarn's sock began to glow and sucked King Dedede right inside!	Yin-Yarn's sock began to glow and then it sucked King Dedede right inside!
Yin-Yarn	"Hehheheheh!"	"Nyahahahahaa!"
	"Dream Land will be mine!"
	"...Not sure what I'll do with it, but I'll figure something out."
Narrator	Could no one stop Yin-Yarn from tearing apart the very fabric of Dream Land?

Snow Land[]

After Defeating Dedede[]

Character	Dialogue (American)	Dialogue (British)
Prince Fluff	"We did it! We got the magic yarn!"	"We did it! We got a piece of the magic yarn!"
Narrator	The magic yarn shimmered and spiraled and swirled high into the sky...	The magic yarn shimmered and spiralled and swirled high into the sky...
Narrator	The yarn weaved its way into the fabric of the kingdom and stitched two pieces of Patch Land together!

The following cutscene, which takes place on the Halberd

Character	Dialogue (American)	Dialogue (British)
Narrator	Meanwhile, in the sky above Dream Land... On the battleship Halberd, Meta Knight had noticed some strange changes in the landscape.	Meanwhile, in the sky above Dream Land... On the battleship Halberd, Meta Knight had noticed some odd changes in the landscape.
Meta Knight	"Patches... And stitching everywhere...?!"	"Patches... And stitching everywhere..."
Meta Knight	"What monster would do such a thing?!"
Narrator	Just then, a powerful laugh filled the sky around him.
Yin-Yarn	"Nyahahahahaa!"
Meta Knight	"What? Who goes there?!"
Narrator	Yin-Yarn crashed onto the deck, and completely ambushed Meta Knight!
Yin-Yarn	"Mind if I sock it to ya?"	"Mind if I sock it to you?"
Narrator	And just like that, Meta Knight was gone!
Narrator	Now Yin-Yarn had Dream Land all to himself!
Yin-Yarn	"Nyahahaaaaa!"
Narrator	With Yin-Yarn's victory all sewn up, did this mean the end of Dream Land...?

Space Land[]

After Defeating Meta Knight[]

Character	Dialogue (American)	Dialogue (British)
Prince Fluff	"We did it! We got the magic yarn!"	"We did it! We got a piece of the magic yarn!"
Narrator	The magic yarn shimmered and spiraled and swirled high into the sky...	The magic yarn shimmered and spiralled and swirled high into the sky...
Narrator	And Patch Land was stitched back together thanks to Kirby and Prince Fluff!

The following cutscene, which takes place in Patch Castle

Character	Dialogue (American)	Dialogue (British)
Prince Fluff	"Thanks, Kirby!"
Prince Fluff	"I couldn't have done it without your help!"	"I couldn't have done it without your help."
Narrator	Kirby and Prince Fluff jumped for joy, but their celebration was cut short when Meta Knight awoke.
Meta Knight	"Kirby, forgive me! I blame the yarn!"
Narrator	Meta Knight explained to Kirby that Yin-Yarn was taking over Dream Land.
	This upset Kirby.	This upset Kirby immensely.
	He had no idea how to get back to Dream Land!
Prince Fluff	"I've got it!"
Narrator	Fluff declared.
	Prince Fluff pulled out a sock just like the one Yin-Yarn had stolen from Patch Castle!
	Socks always come in pairs, and now that Patch Land was stitched back together, the other sock's magic had been restored!
Meta Knight	"Be careful, Kirby."
Meta Knight	"Yin-Yarn is one mean piece of string."
Prince Fluff	"He'll be fine!"
Prince Fluff	"After all, I'm going with him!"
Narrator	Fluff said.
Narrator	And they all set out for Dream Land to button up Yin-Yarn's story once and for all.

Dream Land[]

After Defeating Yin-Yarn[]

Character	Dialogue (American)	Dialogue (British)
Narrator	With Yin-Yarn's spell broken, Dream Land returned to its normal state of peace and quiet.
Prince Fluff	"Well, I guess this is good-bye,"	"Well, I guess this is goodbye,"
Narrator	Fluff said.
Narrator	It made Kirby sad to see his new friend leave.
Prince Fluff	"Buck up, Kirby!"
	"As long as you have this magic sock, you can visit me anytime!"
	"Until then!"
Narrator	Fluff said as he returned to Patch Land.
Narrator	And that's the story of how Kirby and Prince Fluff defeated Yin-Yarn the Sorcerer and restored peace to Dream Land.

Post-Credits Cutscene[]

Character	Image	Dialogue (American)	Dialogue (British)
Narrator		The next day, Kirby fell asleep in some shade.
Narrator		He dozed happily with wonderful dreams and held the reminder of a dear friend... even though it smelled a bit.